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Newsletter 2

Fellow math students, 
 
Next Meeting:
 
            Tomorrow! Thursday Oct.7, 6:00pm-7:00pm.  Meet at Dr. Goodman's 
office which is Cullimore 624.  From there, we will move to another location 
for practice.  We will leave a note on the door with our new location.  
 
||NOTE||:    Even if you do not wish to compete in the national math exam, the 
Virginia Tech Regional, please come.  You will be learning problem-oriented 
mathematics which is not taught in classes.  So if you feel like surprising 
your professors and fellow students with profound mathematical thinking, this 
practice is for you.  Leisure-time math is where boys (girls) become manly 
(womanly) mathematicians.  The skilled lecturer, Dr. Goodman, will be hosting 
the practice.  Also, future mathematicians' resumes could use something like, 
 
"Participated in three National Mathematics Competitions with the NJIT Pi-
Landers (2004)"  (and won...? or achieved Honorable mention?  You fill in
the 
blank.)
 
 
Club Politics and Money:
 
        Check out the flyer (attached).  These flyers will be Coming Soon...at 
a campus near you.  We are still in the process of becoming senate 
recognized.  Once this happens, we can arrange for some more costly events, 
like guest speakers and intercollege competitions.  
 
Upcoming Events:
 
Virginia Tech Regional Math Contest
http://www.math.vt.edu/events/competitions/Vtregional/index.html
Test date Oct.23,2004
You don't have to decide to take it until October 23 whether or not you wish 
to attend. Old tests and solutions are posted there. 
 _________
|__*NEW*__|
          We are hoping to compete in Another competition on the same day! 
Major Mania, an intercollege event is going to be held on Oct.23,2004. from 
10:00am to 3:15pm.  It is a poster presentation competition.  Basically, we 
have present an interesting topic that convinces judges that math is the best 
major.  I have submitted an Abstract (and attached it to this email).  
          Our topic is how humans can beat computers at Calculating through 
the use of mathematics!  The title is "Permutator 3:Rise of the 
Mathematicians".  There is a $250 cash prize!  We may even be able to use
that 
money as a student prize for one of you!  We need volunteers to prepare for 
the competition.  Students need to sit with the poster (not the entire time).  
(I have no problem giving a portion of the prize money to those who sat there 
and waited by the poster).  If you are interested, contact Jeanina, 
jmp32@njit.edu.  We can definitely use ideas and such.
 
Corny Math Adage:
This portion of the newsletter is something that is as reliable as death and 
taxes.  It is a tried and true fact that every meeting of eager matheticians 
must have a corny math joke (the worse, the better in this case).
 
A foolish mathematician once said:
Why do women like mathematicians?
They want someone they can count on.
 
A wise mathematician once said:
Why do women like mathematicians with money?
Because they have money.
 
 
Fan Club:
   
     Believe it or not, I think we're accumulating a fan club.  Check this 
recent email I got:
 
Kunj - Thanks for wanting to be involved!  I love the name of your
group.
 
-Lynn Riker, director of residence life 
ResidenceLife, Celebrating 25 Years of Campus Living, 1979-2004
 
 
Web page:
     All previous emails will be posted at http://web.njit.edu/~kgp4
It will become a website in the near future, but right now it is a directory 
where you can download stuff.
 
--Kunj