This is Andrew's website. I was forced to create the abomination you see before you by my IT proffessor, who is currently holding my grades hostage at gunpoint. She demands I sacrifice my Pokemon as ransom, but to be a master is my dream. Please send help.

I emerged from the flaming alchemical tar of the Area 51 coffee machine, wielding a Scottish claymore and a fistful of gummi bears. After escaping the harsh tundra of Hawaii, I proceeded to win twelve Mortal Kombat tournaments, split the atom, invent the wheel, coinvent the chicken nugget and reinvent the german suplex. Currently, I spend my time doing classwork, writing fiction, playing video games, doing amatuer voice acting, whining about bad fiction and video games, and telling lies on the internet.

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