Date:     Sun Jan 10 20:06:41 1993 PST
From:     Someone (#?????)
To:       *smut (#51585)
Subject:  stuff

I once had a fabulous romance with a lovely, palm-sized Lady Schick Electric Shaver that my mother bought me with the fervent hope that such a high-tech device would encourage me to shave my legs.
 

I woke up every morning with its slender, white cord tangled around my sticky, happy (still-downy) thighs.  Maybe that's why I'm so attracted to electronic media?????